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Maryland traffic court, docket number 99332.
Single female suspect was cited for reckless driving before fleeing the scene. Her street name is "cray cray". Visible markings include freckles and a "rock star" sticker on the top of each hand. Witnesses report seeing her pick up neighborhood boys for joyriding in a convertible. She is considered armed with Capri Sun and goldfish and dangerous to your sense of humor. This girl only knows one speed, so proceed with caution.
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