It's been 90 miles an hour around here lately, and that provides the perfect incentive for some comic relief. Here are some of Emma's most recent hilarities:
"It's ok mom, your ears don't stick out."
"Mom, by best friend knows ALL my secrets." (???)
"I'm being a shape detective mom, you're going to have to entertain yourself."
"Mom, do you think the Paci Fairy gets lonely?"
"No, I don't want to work on that. I don't have any insurance."
"Mom, can I be *Jay's girlfriend? He needs me to drive him to work."
"Dad returning from his business trip: Hey Emma........I brought you something! Come see!
Emma (very excited): What is it? Is it mustard??!!" (??????)
*Jay is our 38 yr old next door neighbor, with whom she is completely infatuated.
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